Week 239: Just one small detail
L— got a flat tyre cycling home – the first time in at least seven years – in an inconvenient location nowhere near public transport. Her bike is a Brompton, so I attached my bicycle trailer and rode the fifteen minutes to Burgess Park to pick it up while she rented a Lime bike to get home.
At least, that was the idea. I arrived and realised that I had brought the trailer but left my pannier in the garden (again), and the straps I’d packed to attach the bike to the trailer were in the pannier, and as my trailer is flat I can’t carry anything without strapping it down. Sometimes, having a flat trailer is convenient, but based on my experience I’d say get one with a box, even if you aren’t as forgetful as I am.
After another half an hour I caught up with her again a bit further on, and we carried out the plan. It was better than pushing it the whole way, but I could have saved half an hour and a lot of unnecessary effort.
I laid down a jar of damson liqueur using some of the fruit I harvested from a tree nearby using my gizmo (a long stick with half a plastic bottle and a wire hook on the end). I’ll know how it turned out in a few months. I’ve put in a relatively small amount of sugar, because my last batch came out sweeter than I’d prefer and it’s easier to tweak that at the end.
I spent Thursday in an office with some of my colleagues. It was useful and enjoyable to be in the same place. However, it wasn’t entirely convenient: I didn’t have a pass, and ended up trapped in a kind of no man’s land between the toilets and the office when the others went out to buy lunch. Someone let me back into the office and I read a book while I waited.
If I were designing an office, I’d make it so that grown adults could take a piss unaccompanied, but that is, apparently, just me, because I’ve been in quite a few modern office buildings with access controls that make it very difficult to be a visiting biological organism.
We also got to experience the prelapsarian joy of going for a pint after work. Working in an office isn’t always enjoyable. Commuting can be an ordeal. But other people aren’t always a Sartrean hell: they can be the best part of work.
I finally fixed up the hundred-year-old banjo-ukulele (or ukulele-banjo, or banjolele, or whatever you want to call it, I can’t even decide myself) that I picked up in Deptford market a few weeks ago

Restored to playability and in great shape for a centenarian
I filed down the sprouted fret ends, levelled and profiled the frets, rounded the ends, adjusted the nut, put on new strings, and filed the bridge to have clear witness points. It sounds surprisingly sweet for such a maligned instrument.
The resonator still needs a bit of work, but it’s fully playable.
I learned to play When I’m Cleaning Windows. It was inevitable.
We watched Much Ado About Nothing at the local Surrey Docks city farm on Friday, outdoors (the weather co-operated, fortunately), performed by the Putney Arts Theatre. Much Ado is a fun play, and the whimsical production suited it well. It was an amateur production, but that isn’t necessarily a bad thing, and nor was it here. The play was well-rehearsed and polished, and much better than some professional productions I’ve seen!
A cornucopia of links for you this week:
- Starlink ‘not up to task’ of delivering broadband. According to research by physicists, “at normal usage levels, the satellite service would become overloaded with as few as six or seven subscribers per square mile […] Even rural areas of the US are home on average to more than 20 people per square mile.”
- Peter Naur, Programming as Theory Building. “The present discussion […] suggests that programming properly should be regarded as an activity by which the programmers form or achieve a certain kind of insight, a theory, of the matters at hand. This suggestion is in contrast to what appears to be a more common notion, that programming should be regarded as a production of a program and certain other texts.”
- A valid HTML zip bomb. One for the badly-behaved LLM crawlers.
- Word Search Drum Machine. Trigger drums based on the occurrence of words in famous historical novels.
- Sight of someone potentially infectious causes immune response, research suggests.
- “No one wants to use the word ‘cull’”. There’s an island off the UK overrun with wallabies – and they’re causing chaos. I did not know that there were 600 feral red-necked wallabies on the Isle of Man.
- Ofcom’s compliance with the Online Safety Act 2023. FoI request to Ofcom about the fact that, under their ostensible remit of enforcement, they publish lists of URLs of sites that serve porn without “highly effective age checks”.
- One Way Parents Can Fight the Phone-Based Childhood. “Children want to meet up in person, no screens or supervision. But because so many parents restrict their ability to socialize in the real world on their own, kids resort to the one thing that allows them to hang out with no adults hovering: their phones.”
- NAPALM FTP Indexer “lets you search and download files located on public FTP servers.”
- Feedback on The Online Safety Act (an email to my MP). Of course it’s a bad law, as whenever politicians legislate on technology or anything else they don’t understand, but this explains exactly how and why it’s bad.
- The AI bubble is so big it’s propping up the US economy (for now). “Over the last six months, capital expenditures on AI—counting just information processing equipment and software, by the way—added more to the growth of the US economy than all consumer spending combined.”
- In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen.
- ‘Self-termination is most likely’: the history and future of societal collapse. “His first step was to ditch the word civilisation, a term he argues is really propaganda by rulers. ‘When you look at the near east, China, Mesoamerica or the Andes, where the first kingdoms and empires arose, you don’t see civilised conduct, you see war, patriarchy and human sacrifice,’ he says. This was a form of evolutionary backsliding from the egalitarian and mobile hunter-gatherer societies which shared tools and culture widely and survived for hundreds of thousands of years. ‘Instead, we started to resemble the hierarchies of chimpanzees and the harems of gorillas.’”
- Open Terms Archive “publicly records every version of the terms of digital services to enable democratic oversight.”