Well, that was a waste of time. 10,000 people flew to Bali to demonstrate their deep grasp of irony—er, I mean, discuss ways to mitigate anthropogenic climate change.

They’ve come away recognising that, yes, we should stop emitting so much carbon, and that, yes, someone should do something about it, and that, yes, ‘deep cuts in global emissions’ will be required.

So what are they going to do about it? Have four more meetings next year to decide what to do, that’s what!

Ah, meetings.