What I love about computerised systems is that they don’t care
about what they process. Garbage in, garbage out. Hence, I give you
Mr I Spartacus’s Tesco Clubcard:
![Mr I Spartacus's Tesco Clubcard](https://images.po-ru.com/opt/i-am-spartacus.webp)
I’m issuing a challenge. What’s the daftest and/or most
gratuitously offensive name you can get onto a loyalty card?