My junk mail usually consists of flyers for pizza delivery or take-away curry houses, so the following made an interesting change.
The ‘gifted’ (his word, not mine) Mr Jalloh offers his services in the OCCULT SCIENCES:
Feel free to call him. He is, after all, a Genuine Spiritual Healer. (You will, I’m sure, be as shocked as I was to discover that there are frauds and charlatans in the field!) Just don’t call him if you suffer from excessive credulity, however: I suspect that he might not be able to help you with that.