That’s not chicken!
I love this menu for a South London pizza delivery place:
A none-too-reassuring note advises us that their chicken curry contains real chicken (and I very much doubt that they really hold a trademark on ‘Curry House’):
However, the real gem is the randomly-chosen Chinese character they’ve chosen to decorate the background of the list with. It means horse.
I know that horse is indeed an unexceptional foodstuff in parts of the world—I’ve eaten it myself on numerous occasions, and I’m rather fond of it—but it raises a few eyebrows in England. In the context of the note about real chicken above, it also raises the question of exactly which meats they are using in the other dishes!