In a fit of narcissism, I googled for my name. I found a recently created page.

You can see me teaching elementary school kids a few months ago on this page.

I love this part:

ポール・バタリーさん（Paul Battley）は、日本語が上手なだけではなく、日本食もほとんどのものを食べるそうです。納豆も食べます、とのこと。

Translated:

Not only can Mr Paul Battley speak Japanese well, it seems that he can also eat almost all Japanese foods. Even natto.

I’m not really sure what to say. Maybe I should start harrassing Japanese folk in McDonalds: “Wow, you can eat hamburgers!” “Hey, you’re good at eating with your fingers!” On second thoughts, maybe not.