Princess Diana is still dead
This might not make a lot of sense unless you’re very familiar with the British press, but the Daily Express managed to achieve the perfect front page today:

Diana, Madeleine, and Shannon. The hat-trick. But how are they going to manage to keep Diana on the front page for another ten years?
2008-04-08 21:21 UTC. Comments: 1.
Irregular Shed
Wrote at 2008-04-09 08:53 UTC using Firefox 2.0.0.13 on Windows XP:
I suspect they’ll find a way.If they had managed to squeeze on immigration, tax, house prices and the crazy British weather I suspect we’d witness the first newspaper front page orgasm!
Years ago I did this:
http://flickr.com/photos/twindx/29432990/
In retrospect I wish I’d got Diana on the cover as well…